What am I, crazy? You're rams, which means you can, well, ram through when you need to. Even though most of you, especially those of you born after the first week of April are doing your damnedest to move along some action or relationship that had a turning point last July. It will follow this pattern: those of you born from April 6 through 11 will be extra-frazzled from December 1 through the first weekend. Those of you born between April 12 and April 16 will be squeezed and mauled for the week after that, and the rest of you rams will find that the interval just before Christmas is when you get privileges removed (or "allegedly removed"). Sorry to be so cryptic now, but when you read this later in the month, it'll make sense. Relationships with everyone will be most sour the first week of December - that's not the best time for you to "make suggestions" on what others might do to improve themselves. I know you've got lots of ideas, but no one wants to hear it just now ...

This month, December 1 and 2 are excellent for floating new ideas, and the moon moves into your sun sign on December 5 through late afternoon on December 7. Be skeptical of your own instinct to reverse direction - no matter what the signage situation is about.

December 10 and 11 are excellent for socializing with shallow or frivolous friends, while December 12 and 13 could be a real letdown emotionally. If you're getting bullied by someone in the inner circle, it's time for earplugs. December 14 and 15, you'll really need to gripe about this, while December 16 and 17 you may have financial anxiety that's out of proportion with reality. Not a good day to expect inspiration without perspiration.

December 18 and 19, the moon opposes your sun. Nothing will sink in for long, and you won't be consistent with anyone. Not a good time to negotiate anything to your personal advantage, but a good time for gossip (or overhearing gossip about yourself - yes people do talk about you).

December 23 through the holiday is a wild time for Aries - far flung friends coming out of the woodwork (more than family, actually), and great for traveling. And spraining things. So warm up. Don't overeat on Christmas day, unless it means that putting something tasty in your mouth keeps something unpleasant (or harsh and condemning) from coming out. December 27 and 28 is a good time to blow off folks who'll understand, while New Year's Eve and just after will be a time of bizarre dreams and possible overindulgence on stuff that cranks up your emotional responses. Yeah, I'm talking about weird liquor someone brought back from their trip.