**1/2 Celeda
THIS IS IT
(Twisted)
It's a good thing that, like
Sylvester 25 years ago, Celeda made the "ultimate and courageous decision to
live as a transvestite," as the CD's publicity states. Because it'll get her
plenty of media attention, maybe even sell the CD. But as a singer she just
doesn't cut it. Her narrow-ranging, wooden vocals lack the distinctiveness of
other dance-floor divas': the grace of Joi Cardwell, the fire of Sabrina
Johnston, Loleatta Holloway's scream, the muscle of Martha Wash. And they
certainly don't have the choirboy sublimity of Sylvester. At her best, in the
gospel shout "Try Again," she sounds joyously hard and husky, but exactly like
classic gospel singer Dorothy Love Coates. The good news is that though the
routine quality of her singing puts the CD's fate entirely in her producers'
hands, that's hardly a problem when DJs like E-Smoove, Cevin Fisher, Mike Dunn,
the Heavy Hitters, and Danny Tenaglia are on hand to boom the likes of "Burnin'
Up," "Happy," "I'm Grateful," "Messin' with My Mind," and, most deep and
dominant of all, the anthemic "Be Yourself."
-- Michael Freedberg
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