**1/2 Ginuwine
100% GINUWINE
(550 Music/Epic)
For anyone who can't
tell what Ginuwine's all about from his lascivious grin and the Billy Dee
Williams 'stache that frames it, a primer: his name's Ginuwine and he's the
ladies' choice. He gets up in 'em like a rented Rolls Royce. Or that's what his
second album, 100% Ginuwine, leads us to believe -- an admitted
"sexaholic," Ginuwine comes off like the king of the speed-dial booty call, a
guy who begs, pleads, cries, and moans in every song because he knows the
ladies dig that histrionic soul-man stuff. He's a B-team R. Kelly, singing
sweet-naughty nothin' with one foot already out the bedroom window, and his
finest moment on 100% is a cover of Michael Jackson's "She's Out of My
Life," so note-perfect it could fool Bubbles.
So thank God for producer Timbaland -- he masterminded Ginuwine's 1996 hit
"Pony" (a grinding groove that's become many a stripper's ace in the hole), and
he turns 100% into a sweaty 16-track honeymoon suite. This is slow-jam
Timbo, of course, functioning less like the cyber-funk beat wizard of Aaliyah's
look-ma-no-cymbals smash "Are You That Somebody" and more like the guy who
tailors Barry White's smoking jackets; and his late-night R&B can be as
snoozy as anybody's. But when "Do You Remember" and "Final Warning" come alive
-- with rhythmically bipolar drum programs homina-homina-ing and Timbaland
speaker-phoning murmuring-playa asides and Jumbotron bass lines rollin' like
thunder under the covers -- it almost doesn't matter how slack whatshisname's
game is.
-- Alex Pappademas
|