*1/2 The Marshmallow Coast
SENIORS & JUNIORS
(Kindercore)
Depending upon whether you turned in your homework on time, or the teacher
made you stand in a corner and wear the dunce cap, this slight-bodied debut by
Music Tapes sideman Andy Gonzalez will strike you as either a charming slice of
winsome escapism by the newest Elephant 6 splinter project, or something you'll
want to drop a water balloon on from a very high window. Amateurish to a fault,
Seniors & Juniors sounds like a hodgepodge of half-finished ideas
sketched out on piano, acoustic guitar, and what sounds like flutophone (which
mimics a toy choo-choo train whistle on the opener, "Off to School"). A couple
of tracks manage to capture the fragile, poetic wonder of childhood ("Mashed
Potato Light" and "Ancient Chinese Secret"), but simply too many of the songs
sound tentative -- fearful even -- with the band akin to a Little Red Riding
Hood treating the melody as if it were the Big Bad Wolf hiding near the bridge.
Gonzalez's wobbly, pinched voice doesn't help -- especially when he starts
things off with a few terminally twee la-la-las, setting a new standard for
cuddlecore at its most cloying. In short, this sounds more like a freshman
project than one made by seniors and juniors. Here's hoping the Marshmallow
Coast's sophomore effort is less of a puff piece.
-- Jonathan Perry
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