The World is not Enough
Formulaic? Of course. Entertaining? You bet your Aston Martin. Actually, 007's
famous car is now a souped-up BMW, but little else has changed in James Bond's
modus operandi over the past 19 films. He's still his old globe-trotting,
gadget-using, babe-shagging self. The plot this time around involves an
Azerbaijani oil pipeline and a pilfered Russian warhead -- the latter to be
deployed to protect the interests of the former. Bond must match wits with
Renard (the ubiquitous Robert Carlyle), a terrorist who, following a botched
assassination attempt, has a bullet in his brain that makes him impervious to
pain. Joining 007 for the ride are Renard's former kidnap victim Elektra King
(radiant Sophie Marceau) and a voluptuous but underwhelming Denise Richards as,
incredibly, a nuclear physicist. Her name is Christmas Jones -- leading to
horrifying Bond quips like "I was wrong about you . . . I
thought Christmas only came once a year." Supporting alphabet includes an
underused Judi Dench as M and, of course, still-spry Desmond Llewelyn (Bond
film veteran since '63) as Q.
Some things never change. It's ironic, then, that one of the first sights in
the film is Frank Gehry's Guggenheim Museum in Bilbao, Spain -- juxtaposing
such a famously radical concept with such a rote movie only calls attention to
TWINE's limitations. Nonetheless, director Michael Apted manages to pack
enough flash into the film to excite even the most jaded critic. Pierce Brosnan
supplies 007's requisite unmussed smoothness, and the nifty action and effects
(an acrobatic jet-powered-boat chase, some monstrous helicopter-mounted
circular saws), though predictable, fulfill the promotional promise that "there
is still one number you can always count on."
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